Friday, November 12, 2004
From : BlogExplosion
Sent : Friday, 12 November 2004 4:30:00 AM
To : Heroinegirl's Lair of Ill repute.
Subject : Banner not accepted at BlogExplosion
Reason given:---Exessive profanities in the blog---
Hmmm. I found this "elaborately worded' email in my junk this morning and I just sighed again. Another search directory rejection because my material is 'offensive' or for extreme language. This is the first excessive profanity related one. I was a bit embarrased to read it, to be honest. I like to think I am a lady. Normally the needles and sex work attribute to Heroinegirl rejection slips - but there is always a first for everything.
The dumb thing was I was already accepted on blog explosion and enjoying the slight amounts of traffic. It was only when I realised yesterday my banner was lame-o , that I decided to redo a banner , for something to do other than my memoir. Then, as per usual I couldn't be bothered , so I attempted to put my banner back into circulation.
*sounds of sirens and red flasing lights*
Yes it seems this morning, I was pulled over for excessive profanities. So in summary - I am not on blog explosion anymore. ( gay dumb ass thing anyway, yeah I don't need you popularity seeking assholes)
I mean, do I swear that much ? Tell me the truth. Don't count this post. I am deliberately cussing. I don't only swear, I also write beautiful things and put alot of effort into things. Earlier in my blogging career I would email back a retort and emotional reply - now I just flip em the bird and keep on blogging. I will get there, from the gutter to the stars one blog at a time - without thier help if need be. If that's the way it has to be - so be it .
Seriously, I am more concerned if I am offending you guys, my lovelies - instead of them. I have only said "cunt" like three times and it was well deserved.
I think it was the "F-Bomb" guys...
I recall dropping it a few times in the last memoir ( because that is how agressively I thought, at the time) A memoir - which I might add with a fair pinch of huff -took me six hours and a reasonable amount of blood , sweat and rasberry lemonade. That shit don't just come easy. *bangs hand on table to make point*
Well, blog explosion - you hoighty fuckfaces - Tony Pierce encourages cussing, (as long as your content is edited well as not to lower the overall affect of the writing itself;) And his blog rates. He gets more traffic than you.*
(ok this statistic may be totally made up)
You missed out on having some serious talent, (well, I know what shit blogs are, I see them all the time surfing for points through your shitful program*). Not to mention I was rated five out of ten. I did find some good blogs and if you made it here from Bog Exposure , oops Blog Explosion then welcome.
I won't throw rotten fruit at you and shout cuss words. I am a nice girl. Honest.
I bid you farewell Blog explosion, you judgemental and niave cunt.
*Shockingly Provincial is not included in this - poor thing he sent me to them so now I have to make him hate them as well. Otherwise , I just don't know if we can be friends. Joking, your a traffic slut (like me) so I can say this - I know that you live for page views and referrals - but you can shun them - I will personally visit your site every hour , do away with these fatcat trolls. Begone! I should link to you about here..
Now get your snilvelling little banner off my template.
~ my assistant whispers ~
Oh , I have to do it.
Great ! More fucking shit to do for these fucking shitfaced cunts.
Goodness, that is four times.
( To my younger readers, I don't swear this often.)
This post is a protest to people who never will read this , lol, and don't really give a yahoo about what I think. But I am a female so I need to emotionally purge and rant and rave until something better comes along ( like a new pair of shoes)
Though this post is now getting MUCH longer than what it should have been. I guess I am totally finickerty about how HG *insert unpaid for trademark symbol here, is treated in the "media".
Yes finickerty means pedantically emotional - you can use.
Say it , it is fun.
Faa-ni-kerr- tee !
Oh well as the great strongbad says -BALEETED.
Biggest and Most Awesome Cusser
"Blogging mean stuff and cussing about shit-all - until the end of time."
P.s Slight housekeeping ; Memoir "The thrill of the chase" featured below is now finished and final edit done. You will notice mutliple editing changes and a better sounding story - as I am submitting this piece for an interview. Your feedback is appreciated.
Posted by Miss Behaving [badly] at 11/12/2004 11:36:00 AM