Can you believe it? Blogger tried to eat my baaaaby !
That deviant post manifested like gremlins at midnight, blogger just get popping them out.
Did someone mention that they hadn't heard from me. Biek? ( that means you)
To assume the identity of a teenage american girl (which I may add I do quite a lot).
I like, post every night yah and like I am sooooo trying to keep up late at night after work yah and it is like sooo hard . You know like, remember I'm from australia so while you guys sleep , I'm up tinkering on my horrible jam coated keyboard yah? End Orange County accent.
"What's a word you would use to describe me?"
Reply: Oh I so love that movie.
The first day of lotsa visitors and low and behold my blog does the equivalent of pee it's pant's on school assembly.
So, I now feel as big as a flea dick now lovelies. I don't swear that often.
(But, on a "happy, happy, joy, joy " note - the original post was there after all. )
I took a long time on the piece ( as I call them) I normally just put on some hardcore music and just let the memories flow, so when blogger go haywire, I get really really mad cos it is hard to unearth the feelings again authentic. Make sure you read it as the next few posts link :)
Bf normally thinks I'm mental. But enough of me. How are you all lovelies? You look beautiful.
I'm still doing taekwondo ! I can't believe it either , as they say the path to hell is paved with good intentions. All I want , like any mid twenties girl is Buns'O"Steel & Perky tits.
Or is that just me? Oh I would'nt mind while I'm wishing - for a decent savings account and a boyfriend that can talk about feelings and also cook a nice meal ( perhaps simultaneously whilst delivering cunnilingus - idea) Chef in the kitchen, Lady in Public. Whore In the Bedroom.
Oh, that's me darling. He is a whole different blog.
The darling habit is back. It is cos I work amoungst many homosexuals - god bless there Ralph Lauren Polo swathed chests. It's kisses this, Love you lots that. I love it !
I will just go and create my memoir in Word so I don't get baleeted.
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